In case you ever wondered where the Chatroulette cycle would
lead, it’s here. In order to protect yourself, good questions to ask your date
might be the following:
- Have you recently purchased a large freezer?
- Hunting, you say?
- How many kitchen knives do you own?
- Do you have experience with chainsaws?
- Oh yes? Doing what?
- How long do your dates usually last?
- Up to six months if properly treated?
- How do you treat your dates?
- Butter them up how?
- Is “Yum” your usual response to a pretty woman?
- No? “Tasty” is?
If the answers do not satisfy you, consider the date a bomb
— before you get roughaged up.
