If you think that Christmas is all about celebrating the
birth of baby Jesus, you’re wrong. It’s all about Santa, and how many gifts
he’s going to drop down your chimney. So instead of artfully arranging a quaint
and highly unrealistic nativity scene featuring a lowly stable, the Holy
family, some inquisitive animals and the Three Wise Men, get up to speed with
Santamas and make an edible Santa’s Workshop instead. Let’s face it: the
miracle of the season is how on Earth an old fella at the North Pole can
determine if you’ve been naughty or nice all year, and select a gift especially
for you that is made by elves. Elves, people.
In case you become suspicious about the substance of this
glorious diorama, please be assured that the figures are made entirely of piped
frosting.