Juanita: Happy Anniversary!
Lupé: Obrigado!
Juanita: So, what are you planning — anything special?
Lupé: Well, Carlos is taking me out to dinner — something fancy, I think.
Juanita: You should wear that gorgeous black dress.
Lupé: You can count on it. I need all the help I can get these days!
Juanita: What!? Has the bloom worn off so soon?
Lupé: All he wants to do is stay up “working” until I’m asleep. And then… nothing.
Juanita: Oh!
Lupé: It’s the internet porn. Juanita, I can’t compete!
Juanita: Maybe it’s time for drastic measures.
Lupé: What do you mean?
Juanita: Down below.
Lupé: Quê?
Juanita: Some landscaping.
Lupé: Quê?
Juanita: Turn the jungle into a desert.
Lupé: Quê?
Juanita: Raspar todo…
Lupé: A área do biquíni?
Juanita: Sim!
Lupé: A coisa toda?
Juanita: Yes. Trust me. No-one wants shredded coconut between their teeth.
Woman’s Day, December 1969
