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…or is he just pleased to see you?
There once was a lady named Alicey
Who had on her hand a big callusy
A banana was bought
To cure it she thought
But it turned out to be a big phallusy.
Oh well, she could always make this dish if she still wanted to stretch her meat.
Please address your complaints to the wastepaper basket. These jokes write themselves.
Bananas Take a Bow, The Meloripe Fruit Company
Also from this book: That's Bananas!