Is your marriage suffering from the blahs?
Has it been
forever since your husband noticed you?
Do you have a boyfriend who seems
unable or unwilling to commit?
Perhaps you’ve had a blazing row about politics
or money and need to find a way to make up without having to surrender your
position, or have been harboring a simmering resentment for decades that just
needs to be quenched.
Maybe your anniversary is fast approaching and you’d like
to do something special this year so that you have the upper hand if he
forgets.
It could be that you need to break some joyful news about an
unexpected pregnancy and have been putting it off and putting it off until he’s
made subtle suggestions you go on a diet.
Sometimes, accidents happen, and
priceless, irreplaceable heirlooms get broken, misplaced, or accidentally
donated to the Salvation Army and it’s about time you came clean.
Ditto,
beloved pets.
It’s entirely possible that in a drunken stupor you mistakenly
re-negged on your vows with an acquaintance of his, or even his brother, and
must disclose this before someone else finds out.
Or it could be that in a
crisis of profligate and wanton spending you indulged yourself online using the
joint account and know that any minute now the boxes will start to arrive.
If you are facing any of the lamentable situations above and
need to renew, affirm, or pre-emptively re-dedicate yourself to your
relationship, then give your man some Pink Nut Kisses. Most men only dream of a
partner who surprises them when they come home with Pink Nut Kisses, but you
can make his dreams come true! Offer them as soon as he walks in the door to
maximize his surprise and delight! Soon enough, you might find he’ll request
Pink Nut Kisses all the time.
Go on – with your track record, it’s wise to
indulge!
Candies and Bonbons
and How To Make Them, Marion Harris Neil, 1913
Also from this book: Matinee Idols and Nymphos, Wedding Tackle, Feeding the Ever-Burning Flame, Jack-in-the-box
