Ladies: because Memorial Day is a national holiday that
occurs during warm weather, you have to cede control of the meat to the most
senior male in your household. This is because on national holidays, the
menfolk work the grill. You will be in charge of the shopping, the salads, the
drinks, the entertainment and all the cleaning.
Enjoy.
The New Wolf in Chef’s
Clothing, Robert H. Leob, Jr., 1950
Also from this book: My, Chef, What Big Teeth You Have!