This is a pair of tarts. I mean a tart of pears. Actually,
it looks like only one pear was used to make this pie. A crumble isn’t usually
also a pie, but a pie can be crumbled. I know this is cheesy, but there’s
cheese on top. I mean cheeze. I mean three Kraft Singles cut into triangles. Serve
while your family prays. I mean, they will give you praise. Serve this pie only
to your prey.
Pies and Cakes,
Better Homes and Gardens, 1967
Also from this book: The Saddest Wedding Cake That Ever Was
