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Sunday, July 24, 2011

Cheesy Nuts


 If you attend a party this hostess is throwing, and have an allergy to nuts, you’re shit out of luck.

Nothing says “Spread the germs I care” more than food that has required much handling. If you’re too busy to make this yourself, perhaps you could rope the children in to do it for you: just give each toddler a lump of cheese and a box of nuts and tell them to cram as much in as possible. You could even offer prizes as an incentive: Best Porcupine or Best Tree, for example. Or Most Likely to Succeed.

Hors d’Oeuvre’s, Lane Publishing Co., 1976

Also from this book: Eggs, A Sticky Situation
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