Thursday, August 4, 2011

Penis Salad

Ever been disappointed with a Google image search because all it brings up are pages and pages of generic shots, none of which you really want to illegally copy and paste into a document? Try turning off the Safe Search feature.

Ever looked up the word “penis” with the Safe Search off just out of curiosity? Here’s a hint: DON’T. Sure, this is a California Shrimp Salad, but if you make the gross mistake of doing the above, you’ll never be able to see jumbo shrimp again without being reminded of your unfortunate lack of judgment.

Soup, Salad, Sandwich Cookbook, Ideals Publishing, 1981

Also from this book: One Is Such A Lonely Number, Frosted Sandwich Loaf, Potty Mouth
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