Sauces And Garnishes
Parsley Merkin
Sea Cucumber
The Seven Year Itch
Penguin Eggs
Carrot Fishing Net
Cabbage Christmas Tree
Randolph The Red-Nosed Rainmoose
Head and Shoulders Above The Competition
Raggedy Ann Revisited
Sea Cucumber
The Seven Year Itch
Penguin Eggs
Carrot Fishing Net
Cabbage Christmas Tree
Randolph The Red-Nosed Rainmoose
Head and Shoulders Above The Competition
Raggedy Ann Revisited
Eggs, Cheese and Dairy
Scotch Woodcock
Completement De Fromage
Balut-y Hell
The Big Squeez
A Sticky Situation
Egg Wash
Women's Lib
Breaking Eggs
Oh, Cryppys
Yogo-Cheese
When The Wheels Fall Off
Completement De Fromage
Balut-y Hell
The Big Squeez
A Sticky Situation
Egg Wash
Women's Lib
Breaking Eggs
Oh, Cryppys
Yogo-Cheese
When The Wheels Fall Off
Salads and Sides
Depth Of Field
Poinsettia Salad
That's Bananas!
The Heart of Pineapple
Return To Sender
Are We Done?
Appetite Special
Knock Knock
Ham Cabbage Mold
Bizarre Banana Bazaar
Goodness Gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!
Adventures in Salad
Eat Your Vegetables!
Jellied Salad
Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap
Salami Bouquet
Canasta Special
Life's A Bitch
Sauerkraut Stuffed Pineapple
Hide-And-Seek
Revenge Salad
SOS!
Making A Boob Of Yourself
The Ides of Salad
Poinsettia Salad
That's Bananas!
The Heart of Pineapple
Return To Sender
Are We Done?
Appetite Special
Knock Knock
Ham Cabbage Mold
Bizarre Banana Bazaar
Goodness Gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!
Adventures in Salad
Eat Your Vegetables!
Jellied Salad
Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap
Salami Bouquet
Canasta Special
Life's A Bitch
Sauerkraut Stuffed Pineapple
Hide-And-Seek
Revenge Salad
SOS!
Making A Boob Of Yourself
The Ides of Salad
Soups, Sandwiches And Pizza
Mock Turtle Soup
Heads, Plucks, Shanks and Scrag-Ends
Potato Chip Sandwich / Chip Buttie
Sliceable Soup
From The Sublime to the Ridiculous
Ham Sandwich Deluxe
Crisco Fever
Happiness Is...
What A Load Of Bull
Goodnight Asparagus
Have A Coronary
Pizza Burger
Fried Bread
Unhappy Meal
Getting Ahead
Playing The Spoons
Clean The Refrigerator Stew
Apple Soup
Burnt Flour Soup
The Earl of Bunwich Folds
Robot Rounds
Why We Can’t Cook
Pizza Potatoes — For When You Simply Don’t Give A F*ck
Heads, Plucks, Shanks and Scrag-Ends
Potato Chip Sandwich / Chip Buttie
Sliceable Soup
From The Sublime to the Ridiculous
Ham Sandwich Deluxe
Crisco Fever
Happiness Is...
What A Load Of Bull
Goodnight Asparagus
Have A Coronary
Pizza Burger
Fried Bread
Unhappy Meal
Getting Ahead
Playing The Spoons
Clean The Refrigerator Stew
Apple Soup
Burnt Flour Soup
The Earl of Bunwich Folds
Robot Rounds
Why We Can’t Cook
Pizza Potatoes — For When You Simply Don’t Give A F*ck
Vegetables
A Bird’s Eye View Of Bird’s Eye Peas
Scrumptious Sweet Potatoes
Victory Garden
Spry
What A Douchebag
Asparagus-Potato Mold
Purple Haze
One Potato, Two Potatoes ...
Iron Feng
1982
Vegetarian Meat
That's One Small Latke For Man, And One Giant Latke For Mankind
New Cabbage Slaw
Potato Pancakes
A Fate Worse Than Death
Ho Ho Ho Hum
Scrumptious Sweet Potatoes
Victory Garden
Spry
What A Douchebag
Asparagus-Potato Mold
Purple Haze
One Potato, Two Potatoes ...
Iron Feng
1982
Vegetarian Meat
That's One Small Latke For Man, And One Giant Latke For Mankind
New Cabbage Slaw
Potato Pancakes
A Fate Worse Than Death
Ho Ho Ho Hum
Seafood
Creamed Lobster
Floundering
The Empire Bites Back
Bloater Paste
420 Roaches
Cheesy Fish
Down The Hatch!
Salmon In A Sauna
Sardine Rabbit
Slip Sliding Away
Crock of Sh*t
Floundering
The Empire Bites Back
Bloater Paste
420 Roaches
Cheesy Fish
Down The Hatch!
Salmon In A Sauna
Sardine Rabbit
Slip Sliding Away
Crock of Sh*t
Poultry
How To Disfigure A Peacock
Your Goose Is Cooked
Turkey a la Death
Gobble Gobble Gobble
Currying F(l)lavor
Atomic Chicken
It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's Roti Sans Pareil!
What The Dickens?
A Cautionary Tale
Blackbird Pie
All Trussed Up And Nowhere To Go
Quackery
Your Goose Is Cooked
Turkey a la Death
Gobble Gobble Gobble
Currying F(l)lavor
Atomic Chicken
It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's Roti Sans Pareil!
What The Dickens?
A Cautionary Tale
Blackbird Pie
All Trussed Up And Nowhere To Go
Quackery
Beef, Lamb And Mutton
Hamburger Helper?
Peppy-Sauced Meatloaf
Mutton Chops
Is That A Banana In Your Pocket...
Darwinian
What A Jerk!
Suburbanites
American Pastoral
Meat Swiss Roll
Picnic on Tatooine
Broiled Steak
King-Sized Balls
Burned At The Stake
Great Dinners
Ludwig Boltzmann's Steak Tartar
A Correspondence
Peppy-Sauced Meatloaf
Mutton Chops
Is That A Banana In Your Pocket...
Darwinian
What A Jerk!
Suburbanites
American Pastoral
Meat Swiss Roll
Picnic on Tatooine
Broiled Steak
King-Sized Balls
Burned At The Stake
Great Dinners
Ludwig Boltzmann's Steak Tartar
A Correspondence
Pork Products
Sweet-Sour Pork
Wikiwiki Ham Bake
Ham Strata
Blood Pudding
The Case of the Missing Swine
Frankfurter Salad
All Wrapped Up
How To Make The Most Of Your Pig Before It Is Killed
This Little Piggy...
Lard-Ass
Mariachi Supper
Beware The Franks
Coup de Grace
Pork Birds
Common Cored
Wikiwiki Ham Bake
Ham Strata
Blood Pudding
The Case of the Missing Swine
Frankfurter Salad
All Wrapped Up
How To Make The Most Of Your Pig Before It Is Killed
This Little Piggy...
Lard-Ass
Mariachi Supper
Beware The Franks
Coup de Grace
Pork Birds
Common Cored
Game And Offal
Very Game
Mmm Mustang Sally
Backbone
Tits
"Gushing entrails bricht"
All This And Rabbit Stew
Brain Cakes
Fried and Baked
The Alternate Tale of Squirrel Nutkin
How Very Schmaltzy
Martha's Sweet and Sour Tongue
Gastropub / Gastropig: Eating High on the Hog
Take Your Lumps
Brains and Bacon
Have A Heart
Where The Wild Recipes Are
Faggots
Rudolph the Red Nosed Pot Roast
Mind Your Tongue
Euphemistically Speaking...
Mmm Mustang Sally
Backbone
Tits
"Gushing entrails bricht"
All This And Rabbit Stew
Brain Cakes
Fried and Baked
The Alternate Tale of Squirrel Nutkin
How Very Schmaltzy
Martha's Sweet and Sour Tongue
Gastropub / Gastropig: Eating High on the Hog
Take Your Lumps
Brains and Bacon
Have A Heart
Where The Wild Recipes Are
Faggots
Rudolph the Red Nosed Pot Roast
Mind Your Tongue
Euphemistically Speaking...
Desserts
Seafoam Cantaloupe Pie
Animal Crackers
Gingerbread House
Chocolate Hanukah
Chocolate Nativity
How D'You Like THEM Apples?
A Chocolate Tragedy
Crazy Bananas
Brown Betty
Date Bombs
Spotted Richard
Wedding Tackle
Circumcised Apples
Insouciance
The Arithmetic of Desperation
Déclassé Pie
S'mores
Seeing Stars
Your Just Deserts
Animal Crackers
Gingerbread House
Chocolate Hanukah
Chocolate Nativity
How D'You Like THEM Apples?
A Chocolate Tragedy
Crazy Bananas
Brown Betty
Date Bombs
Spotted Richard
Wedding Tackle
Circumcised Apples
Insouciance
The Arithmetic of Desperation
Déclassé Pie
S'mores
Seeing Stars
Your Just Deserts
Baked Goods
The Cookie Graveyard
Happy Birthday To You: Now, Pony Up
Stop Clowning Around
Gold Medal Memories
Frosting The Snowman
Grantham Biscuits
The Ephemeral Gladys LeBlanc
Devil's Food Pudding
Catcher in the Cookies
One Toke Over The Line
Booze Cake
Thelma and Louise
Thomas Kincade: Painter of Cakes
Rococo Cocoa
Let Them Eat Cake
Nutty As A Fruitcake
Gee, Thanks
Santamas
Our Father (Christmas) Who Art in Heaven
The Saddest Wedding Cake That Ever Was
Lincoln Log
Peanuts and Insect Parts
Will no one rid me of this turbulent cake?
Pablo The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Mother's Day
A SNAFU In The Jungle
Horrorscope
An International Incident
‘Murica
Marzipan and Sexism
Candies and Sweets
Matinee Idols and Nymphos
Goldilocks and the Post Sugar Bear
Feeding the Ever-Burning Flame
Pink Nut Kisses
Jack-in-the-box
Preserves and Additives
Lady Marmalade
Sugar Cube Castle
Chanel No. 2
The Marmite Effect
Sugared Plums (Ouch)
E120
All Blocked Up And No Place To Go
The Importance of Being Ernest
Putting The Special In Special K
Opening Up A Can Of Worms
Afternoon Delight
Product 19
Happy Birthday To You: Now, Pony Up
Stop Clowning Around
Gold Medal Memories
Frosting The Snowman
Grantham Biscuits
The Ephemeral Gladys LeBlanc
Devil's Food Pudding
Catcher in the Cookies
One Toke Over The Line
Booze Cake
Thelma and Louise
Thomas Kincade: Painter of Cakes
Rococo Cocoa
Let Them Eat Cake
Nutty As A Fruitcake
Gee, Thanks
Santamas
Our Father (Christmas) Who Art in Heaven
The Saddest Wedding Cake That Ever Was
Lincoln Log
Peanuts and Insect Parts
Will no one rid me of this turbulent cake?
Pablo The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Mother's Day
A SNAFU In The Jungle
Horrorscope
An International Incident
‘Murica
Marzipan and Sexism
Candies and Sweets
Matinee Idols and Nymphos
Goldilocks and the Post Sugar Bear
Feeding the Ever-Burning Flame
Pink Nut Kisses
Jack-in-the-box
Preserves and Additives
Lady Marmalade
Sugar Cube Castle
Chanel No. 2
The Marmite Effect
Sugared Plums (Ouch)
E120
All Blocked Up And No Place To Go
The Importance of Being Ernest
Putting The Special In Special K
Opening Up A Can Of Worms
Afternoon Delight
Product 19
Drinks
Hop To It, Barkeep!
Prairie Oysters
Cock Ale
Mead
Better Than Anything
Tess and Cowslips
Heeeeere's To Nothing!
Sloe Gin
Liquid Diet
Prairie Oysters
Cock Ale
Mead
Better Than Anything
Tess and Cowslips
Heeeeere's To Nothing!
Sloe Gin
Liquid Diet
Gifts And Cures
Praise The Laud!
The Vapors
"Drowsed with the fume of poppies"
Toast Water
Scurvy, Scourge Of The Seas
Fertilizer
Stuffed Up
That's Hysterical
Take A Deep Breath...
Death Becomes You
This'll Make You Breathe Easier
To Remove Freckles
Stained
Bee Stings
Little Drummer Girl
Forgive Me Doctor For I Have Sinned
The Elixir of Life
Calories, Calories, Calories!
The Vapors
"Drowsed with the fume of poppies"
Toast Water
Scurvy, Scourge Of The Seas
Fertilizer
Stuffed Up
That's Hysterical
Take A Deep Breath...
Death Becomes You
This'll Make You Breathe Easier
To Remove Freckles
Stained
Bee Stings
Little Drummer Girl
Forgive Me Doctor For I Have Sinned
The Elixir of Life
Calories, Calories, Calories!
Equipment
Boiling Water
Three Courses (Of Course)
Won't Get Foiled Again
Mrs. Scissorhands
At Table
Behold The Versatronic
"The Microwave"
The Butcher of Dubrovnik
A Fork In The Road
All Fired Up
Frozen Stiffs
Ice Ice Baby
Steakmanship
Catalogue, 1570
It's A Wrap!
Mystery Meal
Breast Is Best
A Right Heap
Dancing on the Ceiling
Zen and the Art of Washing Dishes
Soliloquy
The Indies
The Cocktail Fork Killer
Hey Presto!
Three Courses (Of Course)
Won't Get Foiled Again
Mrs. Scissorhands
At Table
Behold The Versatronic
"The Microwave"
The Butcher of Dubrovnik
A Fork In The Road
All Fired Up
Frozen Stiffs
Ice Ice Baby
Steakmanship
Catalogue, 1570
It's A Wrap!
Mystery Meal
Breast Is Best
A Right Heap
Dancing on the Ceiling
Zen and the Art of Washing Dishes
Soliloquy
The Indies
The Cocktail Fork Killer
Hey Presto!
Shopping
Cookbooks
Not Mastering The Art Of French Cooking
Shedding Santa
One Page Fits All
Cooking By Encyclopedia
Not Buttered Toast
A Hobo Party
Gay Apparel
A Forme of Cury
Are You Getting Your Three Square?
A Feast For The Eyes
The Wet Blanket of Discouragement
Very Pinteresting!
Murder on the Orient Express
My, Chef, What Big Teeth You Have!
Leftovers
Errorem, or My Beautiful Boo-Boo
Selling Coal To Newcastle
England's Pleasant Pastures Seen
Spot The Recipe
Complimentary
Dinner For One
Elemental, dear Watson
A Spot of (Batter) Bother
Ingenious Disingenuousness
Survival Is Overrated
Fish Fly
Just Add Water
Good Night, Cooper Black
A Child Model Speaks
Kitchen Nightmares
Boobies
A Slippery Slope
How To Please Your Man
This Little Piggy...
Shedding Santa
One Page Fits All
Cooking By Encyclopedia
Not Buttered Toast
A Hobo Party
Gay Apparel
A Forme of Cury
Are You Getting Your Three Square?
A Feast For The Eyes
The Wet Blanket of Discouragement
Very Pinteresting!
Murder on the Orient Express
My, Chef, What Big Teeth You Have!
Leftovers
Errorem, or My Beautiful Boo-Boo
Selling Coal To Newcastle
England's Pleasant Pastures Seen
Spot The Recipe
Complimentary
Dinner For One
Elemental, dear Watson
A Spot of (Batter) Bother
Ingenious Disingenuousness
Survival Is Overrated
Fish Fly
Just Add Water
Good Night, Cooper Black
A Child Model Speaks
Kitchen Nightmares
Boobies
A Slippery Slope
How To Please Your Man
This Little Piggy...